Do you ever feel like your feelings are brushed off or not taken seriously? The Navy has come up with an innovative way of addressing any hurt feelings – the Navy Hurt Feelings Report Form. As unconventional as it sounds, this form was created to make sure that no matter how trivial an issue may seem, everyone's opinions and emotions will be respected and considered. In this blog post, we'll explore what a Navy Hurt Feeling Report is, why it's important to fill one out if needed and how these forms can help create a positive workplace environment.
| Question | Answer |
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| Form Name | Navy Hurt Feelings Report Form |
| Form Length | 1 pages |
| Fillable? | No |
| Fillable fields | 0 |
| Avg. time to fill out | 15 sec |
| Other names | hurt feelings report navy, hurt feelings chit navy, navy hurt feelings chit, butthurt complaint form us navy |
Office of Complaints |
HURT FEELINGS REPORT |
Department of Human Resources |
OFFICAL REPORT - 8662232B |
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AUTHORYITY: Whiner Reporting Agency
PRINCIPAL PURPOSE: To assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings, and to provide managers with a list of personnel who require additional counseling, leadership, and support.
ROUTING USES: For subordinate leader development IAW FM
DISCLOSER: Discloser is voluntary, but repeated discloser may result in a form
PART I - ADMINISTRATIVE DATA
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PART III - INJURY (Mark all the apply)
1. WHICH EAR WERE THE WORDS OF HURTFULNESS SPOKEN INTO? 2. IS THERE PERMANENT FEELING DAMAGE?
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3. DID YOU REQUIRE A "TISSUE" FOR TEARS? |
4. HAS THIS RESULTED IN A TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY? |
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PART IV - REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT (Mark all the apply)
I am thin skinned I am a wimp
I have
I am a crybaby
I want my mommy
Someone needs to fix my problems My feelings are easily hurt
I didn't sign on for this
I was told that I am not competent Six beers is not enough
the weather is too cold the weather is too hot the weather is too dry the weather is too wet
ALL OF THE ABOVE AND MORE
PART V - NARRATIVE (Tell us in your own sissy words how your feelings were hurt.)
PART VI - AUTHENTICATION
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We take hurt feelings seriously. If you don't have someone who can give you a hug and make things all better, please let us know and we will promptly dispatch a "hugger" to you ASAP. In the event we are unable to find a "hugger" we
will notify the fire department and request that they send fire personnel to your location. If you are in need of supplemental support, upon written request, we will make every reasonable effort to provide you with a "blankey",
a "binky", and/or a bottle of warm milk if you so desire.
DATA REQUIRED BY THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974